Yagyuu Kyuubei (柳生 九兵衛)

SAMURAI SEEKING HOSTESS

Wait, no, that came out wrong. Let me try again.

SAMURAI SEEKING HER TRUE LOVE

Wait, no.... Actually, they're both pretty accurate.

What I'm trying to say, though, is that Kyuubei here would really, really love to have a Tae-chan.

Where, you might ask? Good question. The answer is: IN SPACE! No, really. gargleblasted is an RP set in space, aboard the spaceship/spacecity Thor. And Kyuubei is all alone up there. If you don't count Gintoki, Kagura, Kamui, Tama, Shinpachi, and the human that wears Shinpachi. So, obviously, Kyuubei needs a Tae-chan to be with her up there.

Also, I think Shinpachi wants to show off his girlfriend to his sister. No, I don't know how that happened either.

"This sounds great and all," you say, oh mysterious Tae player that I haven't ever seen despite months of fruitless searching, "but I need to know more about this place before I throw Tae in there." Well, you asked the right person! Gargleblasted (or Mostly Harmless as it is more properly known) is an RP based on the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy universe. This doesn't mean much – really, all you need to know is that it's wacky Gintama-esque antics in space, no further canon knowledge required. The premise is that the world is destroyed somehow and the Thor picks up refugees from these destroyed planets. (In the case of Gintama, the manga author got diarrhea or something and uses the manga to wipe his ass. Gross.)

As for more mechanical details of the game, it's fairly slow nowadays, with more of a focus on tagging than posts. AC is fairly easy. Etc.

But wait, there's more! Act now and you will have the love and adoration of every cast member! ....Okay, that's not much incentive, but we're all broke.

Oh, also the Shimura family dojo is there. See that, potential Tae players!? The dojo! You don't even have to leave it behind!

Okay, I guess I'm starting to reach now. Just join the game please please please please!



Oh, and I guess joining with somebody else from Gintama is okay, too.

But really. Tae-chan.

<center><big><big><big><b>SAMURAI SEEKING HOSTESS</b></big></big></big></center> Wait, no, that came out wrong. Let me try again. <center><big><big><big><b>SAMURAI SEEKING HER TRUE LOVE</b></big></big></big></center> Wait, no.... Actually, they're both pretty accurate. What I'm trying to say, though, is that Kyuubei here would really, really love to have a <b>Tae-chan</b>. Where, you might ask? Good question. The answer is: IN SPACE! No, really. <user name=gargleblasted> is an RP set in space, aboard the spaceship/spacecity Thor. And <b>Kyuubei</b> is all alone up there. <Small>If you don't count <b>Gintoki</b>, <b>Kagura</b>, <b>Kamui</b>, <b>Tama</b>, <b>Shinpachi</b>, and the <b>human that wears Shinpachi</b>.</small> So, obviously, Kyuubei needs a Tae-chan to be with her up there. <small>Also, I think Shinpachi wants to show off his girlfriend to his sister. No, I don't know how that happened either.</small> "This sounds great and all," you say, oh mysterious Tae player that I haven't ever seen despite months of fruitless searching, "but I need to know more about this place before I throw Tae in there." Well, you asked the right person! Gargleblasted (or Mostly Harmless as it is more properly known) is an RP based on the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy universe. This doesn't mean much – really, all you need to know is that it's wacky Gintama-esque antics in space, no further canon knowledge required. The premise is that the world is destroyed somehow and the Thor picks up refugees from these destroyed planets. (In the case of Gintama, the manga author got diarrhea or something and uses the manga to wipe his ass. Gross.) As for more mechanical details of the game, it's fairly slow nowadays, with more of a focus on tagging than posts. AC is fairly easy. Etc. But wait, there's more! Act now and you will have the love and adoration of every cast member! ....Okay, that's not much incentive, but we're all broke. Oh, also the Shimura family dojo is there. See that, potential Tae players!? The dojo! You don't even have to leave it behind! Okay, I guess I'm starting to reach now. Just join the game <i>please please please please!</i> Oh, and I guess joining with somebody else from Gintama is okay, too. <small>But really. Tae-chan.</small>